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Shit happens
- mostly to me, so don't worry. 

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"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use."

E.H

Lilo and Stitch gems

Stitch: Aloha!

Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!

Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

Lilo: This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

Stitch: [while using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy... no punch-back!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?

Lilo: Uh... yes?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.

[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hay_4HG5i1Q

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I'm not that social on social media. 

whoever said diamonds are a best friend, never owned a dog

One of the best things in the world is a dog coming to sit next to you; it's the sincerest form of companionship. 

calm living

Nights like these show me what I don't want out of life. 

Don't listen to the demands of society - this is not a demand, but a suggestion for calmer living.

I've learned: you can have everything and still be lonely.

You look the most beautiful when you don a plain white vest and a peaceful disposition.

Don't smoke if you can help it.

Look after yourself; 

  - help them achieve their optimum performance. 

Sometimes you need to go somewhere in order for you to realise that that's not where you want to be.

Enjoy fruit for its full and sophisticated flavour. Don't cheapen the experience by dipping it into chocolate.