Classic Blair Waldorf Quotes

“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible. Or novels about sharing life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.” 

"Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars."

“But every time I try to move on you’re right there.”

“Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop.”

“I mean the most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential. Wait. What did you think I was going to say?”

“Usually I have a “never say never policy”, but for you I’ll make an exception.”

"Too bad no one told him: you can’t save a damsel if she loves her distress."

“I look forward to never seeing you again.”

“I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.”